YO!!!!

Lemme hear ya!

A post dated March 7th? Hmmm 4 days ago....
.......... You that bored huh? Welcome to zombie ville. Population......... hmmm >_>

Queen of the zombies showed up to post. Just as bored I see  

 *sets up survival tent with a bunch of AK-47s and blades and stuff*

I think we are the only survivors......
We might need to repopulate the earth.

...We'll have very hairy children
 

Slow yo roll woman. Being the last man on earth makes me a hot commodity, plus my strong bearded viking children must come from strong genes. With you being Canadian at least they will be good with a hockey stick and have the ability to befriend mooses. Any other traits I should know aboot? Maybe I should draw up an exam, just a little test for ya, sound good?  

  If you watched South Park you know what we are all about....... Except all those queefs..... wtf do those come from bwahahahaha

You should make distinction between French Canadian chicks and the rest of puny Canada which sucks up more on the England uglies. I'm also part Ukrainian!

Test me bitch!!!!

So what you're saying is I should go by this  https://youtu.be/WULsZJxPfws as reference to how French Canadians act? That says a lot. I looked up French Canadian stereotypes and came across many interesting things and this...  https://youtu.be/rrRIZNj4ii0 fascinating stuff lmao. Ukrainian eh? Only thing I know about them is Russia seems to have an major interest in them (USSR reunion I guess) and that Milla Jovovich is from there and she tickles my fancy (and by fancy I mean.. well you know what I mean). I forgot where I was going with this so I leave you with this  http://www.curtis.lassam.net/comics/le_french_stereotype_brigade.png
and this, Si je te disais que tu as un beau corps, tu m'en tiendrais rigueur?

hahahaha yes yes yes!
Did you play Stick of truth? It,s worst! That's Canada for ya!!!

And that french was hot.... I hope you dont realise what you just copied and paste!!

I know what the translation said it was. I got that from a cheap pick up line website, french version lmao. If that's all it takes to make panties drop in your area then I would be swimming in it  

OMG I AM SO SORRY GUYS FOR NOT BEING ON HERE!! FORGIIIIVE ME!

Honorable Aki-sama, your transgression shall be forgiven however your honor needs to be renewed. As the ancient warriors of old did, you shall partake in what is know as the honor reclaiming challenge. You... shall wrestle Chan-chan in a kiddie pool full of Jell-O!!! Winner gets honor, bragging rights, etc., bikini sizing will commence later in the week. DVD copies will be sold to message board members, Blu-ray costs extra  

 How have you been enjoying your time alone you old viking-sama?

I'm never alone. I have all my friends here on the message board to keep me company...  

 living in imagination land will never do you good!
Summon the others here in your defense, while I repopulate the earth with my beloved and sexy Aki  

First me now Aki for repopulation? Forget the others, I wanna see this    and if you tell me no I'll just go back to imagination land where I do what I want lol

Hey! The more the merrier!!! It'll be a nice fuck fest. Just dont give me any STDs! I'm sure your beard is full of them!

*wakes up*....hmmm?...is something happening?

ZOOOOOO MY GERWD!

IT'S THE MEGA CAPTAIN OF BADASSES! *ZERRRROOOOOOOOO KUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!*

-pounces on Zero and squeezes him to death-

hey